You've seen good, arty, stylish, bad, tongue-in-cheek, Cupid Stunt bike films, and then in a league of it's own there's Bora Majstorovic's Kawasaki Kawasaki. BP
And lets add 'yellow kidney belt' to our new 'kitten heeled brogues, needle cords, knotted scarf' winter wardrobe. Topped off with the EU perm it's going to be quite a look. But what choice of complementary top? Something nylon surely? BP
BP, that's genius! I love the Serbs making 007 look like a mummy's boy in his desert boots and long sleeves when obviously a perm and a kidney belt provides protection enough. My suggestion for a riding top to add to your ensemble would be the classic white adidas tracksuit jacket, preferably one a little on the small side and bootleg. Opa!
The top is a no brainer for me: A lime green satin "blouson" with an embroidered Boris Vallejo-style Conan dude on the back with a big sword, riding a unicorn with a naked girl through a sea of snakes that are on fire. With "KAVASAKI" in silver shimmer lightning writing across the top.
LOL Bubba Zanetti must be turning in his grave. I didn't know this was funny even to the English speaking crowd. Here’s the English translation (It doesn't rhyme in English, but gives you a sense of absurdity):
2x Japanese machine Of 500 cc’s When ridden by a Balkanian A real macho man
2x Kavasaki kavasaki When roaring on the road Every girl Wants to ride it Even just for a minute
2x All women like it But little girls even more Because every time with it It’s easier to breathe
2x Kavasaki kavasaki When roaring on the road Every girl Wants to ride it Even just for a minute
2x Every girl likes To ride it longer Because riding it Is pleasurable to every girl
2x Kavasaki kavasaki When roaring on the road Every girl Wants to ride it Even just for a minute
Kavasaki, kavasaki Not every boy can do it Kavasaki, it’s really cool When ridden by Bora the man
Kavasaki kavasaki Not every boy can do it Kavasaki, it’s really cool When ridden even for a minute
I was having a crap morning and that's just made my day!! Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnd before anyone says it, no helmet required. Bora is rocking a genuine EU certified open face perm. And I want one.
Amazing!
ReplyDeleteAnd lets add 'yellow kidney belt' to our new 'kitten heeled brogues, needle cords, knotted scarf' winter wardrobe. Topped off with the EU perm it's going to be quite a look. But what choice of complementary top? Something nylon surely?
ReplyDeleteBP
Well... I mean... I... and the... Pass the plum brandy.
ReplyDeleteI pissed myself laughing at the new winter wardrobe suggested look BP - but unnervingly liking it!
ReplyDeleteJust had to watch "Cupid Stunt" again for some sanity!
ReplyDeleteFor real!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for that!
BP, that's genius! I love the Serbs making 007 look like a mummy's boy in his desert boots and long sleeves when obviously a perm and a kidney belt provides protection enough. My suggestion for a riding top to add to your ensemble would be the classic white adidas tracksuit jacket, preferably one a little on the small side and bootleg. Opa!
ReplyDeleteThe top is a no brainer for me: A lime green satin "blouson" with an embroidered Boris Vallejo-style Conan dude on the back with a big sword, riding a unicorn with a naked girl through a sea of snakes that are on fire. With "KAVASAKI" in silver shimmer lightning writing across the top.
ReplyDeleteYou can't get radder than that.
Quality, inspiring stuff.
ReplyDeleteI feel like penning an ode to my long serving kitchen electrical appliances!!.
Can I have my 3 minutes back please...
ReplyDeleteLOL Bubba Zanetti must be turning in his grave. I didn't know this was funny even to the English speaking crowd. Here’s the English translation (It doesn't rhyme in English, but gives you a sense of absurdity):
ReplyDelete2x
Japanese machine
Of 500 cc’s
When ridden by a Balkanian
A real macho man
2x
Kavasaki kavasaki
When roaring on the road
Every girl
Wants to ride it
Even just for a minute
2x
All women like it
But little girls even more
Because every time with it
It’s easier to breathe
2x
Kavasaki kavasaki
When roaring on the road
Every girl
Wants to ride it
Even just for a minute
2x
Every girl likes
To ride it longer
Because riding it
Is pleasurable to every girl
2x
Kavasaki kavasaki
When roaring on the road
Every girl
Wants to ride it
Even just for a minute
Kavasaki, kavasaki
Not every boy can do it
Kavasaki, it’s really cool
When ridden by Bora the man
Kavasaki kavasaki
Not every boy can do it
Kavasaki, it’s really cool
When ridden even for a minute
Thanks a million, Domajog, I've been singing along. G
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are :D
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome. Oh' just be careful not to say kawasaki instead of kavasaki.