txcomt, it's all about the government thinking that Brits are too stoopid to feed themselves healthily, which in many cases is true. So they've been trying to force-feed them fruit and veg, not realising that when you've already got a gutful of Westminster bullshit your appetite drops right off. http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/5ADAY/Pages/5ADAYhome.aspx
....And a '6-pack' is normally associated with the body tone you achieve from working out down the gym, not from eating an extra bag (or 5) of crisps, which will increase the likely hood of 'builders bum' (another English phenomenon). BP
crisps are shit. 1 bag of crisps chewed down to a pulp equals about 1 teaspoon full of slimy moderately dense matter. so Five bags of crisps might be the same as eating 1 potato and drinking half a litre of oil. i spose ha ha ha. anyway, I'd frame that picture of the crisps.
so five bags will be your gov advised five a day then.
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33p a pack? Bargain!
ReplyDeleteMan, all this is totally lost on this 'Murican (even though it's now owned by an American company)! Care to translate?
ReplyDeletetxcomt, it's all about the government thinking that Brits are too stoopid to feed themselves healthily, which in many cases is true. So they've been trying to force-feed them fruit and veg, not realising that when you've already got a gutful of Westminster bullshit your appetite drops right off.
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....And a '6-pack' is normally associated with the body tone you achieve from working out down the gym, not from eating an extra bag (or 5) of crisps, which will increase the likely hood of 'builders bum' (another English phenomenon). BP
ReplyDeletecrisps are shit. 1 bag of crisps chewed down to a pulp equals about 1 teaspoon full of slimy moderately dense matter. so Five bags of crisps might be the same as eating 1 potato and drinking half a litre of oil. i spose ha ha ha. anyway, I'd frame that picture of the crisps.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell, I'm surprised you don't work in advertising with such persuasive patter as that. G
ReplyDeleteAhh…got it! Now thats funny…and sad!
ReplyDeleteI am hungry for Tay-toes.
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