You've got a lumpy cam, high comp pistons, expensive Japanese carbs, a flowed head etc etc. You've had personal tuition from Chris F***ing Carr, hell you even bought a carbon fibre lid & went on a diet to save weight, but you rivals are still shaving seconds off you. Now what? Have you tried
New Rave?Anthony Brown did, and he's been born again. Already a successful trials and enduro rider, flat track podium places were eluding him until he started donning this Czech made kevlar jump suit. If you happen to come up behind him coming out of a turn, squint, and what ever you do, don't let your pupils focus on the spots; especially at twighlight, when the UV really kicks in. BP
It used to be about motorcycles, now its just a fucking fashion show!
ReplyDeleteHa, you are taking the piss, right?
ReplyDeletehey, that's my bike!
ReplyDeleteOf course my darlings, only teasing. Us folk out in the wilderness need as many fashion tips as we can get. But I don't think you'll quite catch me in Kevlar.
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P.S. please excuse my French. Wont happen again.
ReplyDeleteThat Diedre gurl needs a camomile tea drip. BP
ReplyDeletewho are you Diedre Greenshields ?
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