OK, so how come Mrs Evans down at the paper shop never had these in? You try knocking one out to Motorcycle Mechanics. Find out more about this depravity (not Motorcycle Mechanics, if only) at the excellent Bad Mags. I'm just wondering what that girl in the top pic has stuck to her back that's so interesting. An Old English Spangle is my guess. MP
it strikes me that nobody is paying much attention to the motorcycles - I think this must have been a low point for US motorcycling enthusiasm in the '70s brought about by the realisation that imported brit twins were very badly put together and that Harley were stuck in a time warp. The group sex, biker babe spit roasting frenzy was , I would venture, a sub-conscious distraction therapy employed to help the 'cycling youth get over the trauma of only having shite bikes available whilst waiting for the Rising Sun to flood the stores with machines that did the business.
ReplyDeleteDiplomate nailed it and my comment cannot add to his statement. I just wanted to say I have a shop habit of watching bad biker movies while puttering with a bike and the story, or lack of, is always the same. Perhaps I'm just getting old, or my tastes have run past mere nudity, but the biker orgy had run its course in my mind. Unless the movie features some actress who later went on to be a real feature, I usually fast forward past the so called "sex" scenes and on to the third act montage, followed shortly afterward by the big fight. As far as I can tell, judging mostly from what I know American republicans are fond of, the orgy has become mainstream... I guess kind of like Harley. I'll stick with my Kawasaki, it can do, "the business," and I don't care if doesn't bring me to an orgy. Frankly, I don't like to share my, "old lady."
ReplyDelete....motorcycles are cool.
ReplyDeleteThe second cover may give false hope to guys in poor quality stonewashed denim jeans that they have the possibility of getting laid - don't believe it, it's just a posed photoshoot!
ReplyDeleteAnd this is flattrack how? This post is quite out of place on Sideburn and in IMHO a poor choice.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who noticed the first image is flipped? Either that or the Spangle lickin' fool has built himself a very special Panhead - which would explain why gurls are throwing themselves at him I suppose.
ReplyDeleteWell, Mr Anonymous, if you try linking every post on this blog to flat track, you'll have a tough time of it. You'll have an equally tough time defining what 'is' Sideburn, exactly. Anyway look, posts like this are what happen when Ben and Gary go away for the weekend and leave me the keys so I can feed the Sideburn cat. MP
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