Thursday, 1 September 2011

Great White Back Up Plan

#29 Jamie Full Lock has been in self incarcerated solitary confinement as part of a perverse pre-race sadomasochistic regime. The Novice class is no longer a summer afternoon jolly, it's a battlefield (all be it with some It's a Knockout contestants. So my latest back-up is to have a shoal of helium filled sharks follow those flaying legs. After the teeth have sunk into the anemic flesh, all will explode to a chorus of high pitched hysterics. The left-overs will be donated to Science. BP

4 comments:

  1. this war is starting to get surreal now!.
    someone should strap k9 to a seat unit, his laser would take care o them no probs!!.

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  2. Good idea Stevie you can be my tail gunner.
    BP

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  3. I've covered The Bastard and my race leathers in fresh Castol R. Everyone knows sharks don't like Castrol R because it gives them the squits so I'll be shark free all the way to vicory... or at least fourth of fifth...

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  4. good work. keep training. and make shur your leathers resemble a top notch fishing lure. eat salon eggs for breakfast and punch the shark in the face when ever you can...

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