Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Next Big Thing


Looking to ditch all this heritage wear, bare metal petrol tanks, air-cooled BMWs and facial hair? We hear you.
Yellow GSX-Rs and shaved-in patterns are a few years off, and it'll be oh so 'carefully curated' but it's coming.
Mark our words...

11 comments:

  1. I hear ya. Looks like I'm going to have speed up production on the range of day-glo patterned motorcycle shorts I've been working on for the safety conscious bad ass (they're going to come with flesh coloured kevlar under-leggings with hand-applied 'real' hair that can be matched to your legs). I'm waiting to hear back from Ice's agent to see if he'll endorse them and then Kickstarter here I come. Boom!

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  2. Mark, I'm diverting some finances to invest in the moto-shorts. Please keep me updated. G

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  3. Come back camp fires, beers and beards - all (well, most) is forgiven.

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  4. How about Mc Hammer "poo catcher" trousers ? They would make a great noise at 85 mph .

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  5. Mark, sign me up for a pair of shorts in size large, hairy caucasian- I'm off to practice my essential moto-pout for the girls in convertibles.

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  6. where you been.....nike blazers have been back ages

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  7. Did you notice the very custom wheels in the last shot?

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H-anh83tj6w/VFs6o4HG3DI/AAAAAAAAf_c/jOVCZmD-m3o/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2014-11-06%2Bat%2B10.03.31%2BAM.png

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  8. Hi Bubble Visor
    He was truly a design leader. Those who are so far ahead of the curve are often ridiculed. His time will come.
    G

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  9. Hi Mr Bubble
    I heard Mr Van Winkle's (yes really), video budget was blow when he skimmed it to divert extra funds into his latest bum-bag research project. So he couldn't afford the Carrozzeria forged wheels the GSX-R was meant to have. The ones you highlight are from GN125 with the rims covered in papier-mâché.
    D

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  10. Wait till Bart-the ex skater-Simpson builds his first !!...

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