Yann Debelle de Montby

Yann Debelle de Montby

Gary Rancho Cucamonga de Spalding

Bit off-topic (as the fellas at Church of Choppers say), but I (Gary) am a sucker for expensive British shoes and stuff. dunhill have been making great stuff for over 100 years. I was surfing around, dreaming of dunhill Headlamp cufflinks when I saw this waffle on a site relating to the classic British gentlemen's outfitters.. The fella in question, Yann D de M, is their creative director or something. It says...

‘Yann Debelle de Montby spends much of his time travelling the globe visiting Dunhill stores across the world, including Beijing, Tokyo, New York and across Europe, looking for inspiration for the brand while promoting it’s quintessentially English image. He recently returned from the Altai Mountains in Mongolia spending a week riding from Yurt to Yurt looking for exceptional cashmere and putting together a team of ‘Rare Wool Hunters’ in Mongolia. This led to the launch of a cashmere range, which arrived in the stores this Autumn.'

It is so ridiculous, I sent it to Sideburn Ben who came up with this.

Gary Rancho Cucamonga de Spalding spends much of his time traveling the A16, including the Peterborough bypass; sometimes further, even as far as London, visiting bike shops, old speedway ovals, looking for inspiration for the SIDEBURN brand while promoting it's quintessentially Red Neck heritage. He recently returned from the Happy Eater on the A151, where he found the days copy of The Sun newspaper in the toilets. This led to the launch of a chest warming range, which will end up in his own dustbin before he steps in doors.