Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Next Big Thing


Looking to ditch all this heritage wear, bare metal petrol tanks, air-cooled BMWs and facial hair? We hear you.
Yellow GSX-Rs and shaved-in patterns are a few years off, and it'll be oh so 'carefully curated' but it's coming.
Mark our words...

12 comments:

Mark Wilson said...

I hear ya. Looks like I'm going to have speed up production on the range of day-glo patterned motorcycle shorts I've been working on for the safety conscious bad ass (they're going to come with flesh coloured kevlar under-leggings with hand-applied 'real' hair that can be matched to your legs). I'm waiting to hear back from Ice's agent to see if he'll endorse them and then Kickstarter here I come. Boom!

Sideburn Magazine said...

Mark, I'm diverting some finances to invest in the moto-shorts. Please keep me updated. G

Harley said...

Come back camp fires, beers and beards - all (well, most) is forgiven.

747 said...

Word.

OILY RAG said...

How about Mc Hammer "poo catcher" trousers ? They would make a great noise at 85 mph .

Kirk said...

Mark, sign me up for a pair of shorts in size large, hairy caucasian- I'm off to practice my essential moto-pout for the girls in convertibles.

grant said...

where you been.....nike blazers have been back ages

Spud's Customs said...

Worry to your mother!

Bubble Visor said...

Did you notice the very custom wheels in the last shot?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H-anh83tj6w/VFs6o4HG3DI/AAAAAAAAf_c/jOVCZmD-m3o/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2014-11-06%2Bat%2B10.03.31%2BAM.png

Sideburn Magazine said...

Hi Bubble Visor
He was truly a design leader. Those who are so far ahead of the curve are often ridiculed. His time will come.
G

Diedre Greenshields said...

Hi Mr Bubble
I heard Mr Van Winkle's (yes really), video budget was blow when he skimmed it to divert extra funds into his latest bum-bag research project. So he couldn't afford the Carrozzeria forged wheels the GSX-R was meant to have. The ones you highlight are from GN125 with the rims covered in papier-mâché.
D

tin-tin said...

Wait till Bart-the ex skater-Simpson builds his first !!...