Friday, 26 September 2014

Hot cock

When I’m working late helping to put together another issue of Sideburn, one thing that keeps me going is the taste of hot cock. And if it’s hot Jamaican cock, well, that really gets my juices flowing. Hard and long – a night finishing the mag can be testing, but so long as I can lay my hands on plenty of cock, I know I’ll get the sticky bits licked before the press deadline. MP

6 comments:

dave fox said...

hahaha!

Nick said...

O YA

Kirk said...

Lovely! Does it come in jumbo size?

footlooselizzy said...

you know what they say? "too many cocks spoil the breath".
wrote by oily rob on his wives computer .

Diedre Greenshields said...

Oh I do admire a man who knows what he wants.
Sadly in this instance I'm not able to deliver.
I only know how to make minestrone.

Brett Williams said...

Just don't get greedy and try to guzzle all of it at once