Friday, 3 April 2015
Scaramanga, The Jogger With 3 Knees
This fitness malarkey is a joke. My body is falling apart. I don't preen my knees daily, so it was a bit of a shock on the 15th day of jogging to discover I had developed a 3rd knee. No Joke. Even the Doctor was Googling Synovial Effusion for more info. There are some gross DIY remedies on Youtube whereby you syringe out the excess gunk. I'm not man enough for home surgery so have booked a professional to do the job - just two days before leaving for my Sahara adventure. So in the meantime, before I leave in a week, I'm confined to kitchen floor exercises.