Take perfectly decent Adi Gilbert designed Sideburn Beast T-shirt
- the lovely Davinia is wearing the Mens Small (we don't do a ladies style on this one).
Turn up soundz of choice to get you in the mood.
Proceed to kitchen, select weapon of choice - the lovely Davinia used a British Home Stores bread knife for dramatic effect, but scissors are easier. Cut off sleeves - and waist, if your navel is worthy of exhibition.