Take perfectly decent Adi Gilbert designed Sideburn Beast T-shirt
- the lovely Davinia is wearing the Mens Small (we don't do a ladies style on this one).
Turn up soundz of choice to get you in the mood.
Proceed to kitchen, select weapon of choice - the lovely Davinia used a British Home Stores bread knife for dramatic effect, but scissors are easier. Cut off sleeves - and waist, if your navel is worthy of exhibition.
THIS IS THE BLOG OF SIDEBURN MAGAZINE. IF YOU LIKE IT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY A COPY.
Sideburn is a magazine made every few months by Gary Inman, Ben Part and some of the best freelancers in motorcycling. It's a dirty bike lifestyle magazine inspired by oval motorcycle racing, and covers flat track racing, speedway and the road bikes loosely inspired by the racers plus the heroes and zeroes we love.
Email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org