"Mummy, why did Daddy just say 'Falling Bricks'?"
I was in my home office early this morning, foul-mouthing a magazine that had just aggravated me due to a mis-managed financial agreement.
"*uck*** P*****!" is what I actually said. Luckily my seven-year-old's delicate ears didn't pick that up. My wife was in hysterics. BP