Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Buxton is...

- the scrawniest track on the UK calendar. The parched conditions for the Saturday practice had me writing it off as the worst too, likening it to ricocheting around inside a dented biscuit tin, with prehistoric limestone crumbs acting as lubricating marbles. Choice polished rocks embedded at the apexes didn't inspire confidence either. Turning up late and then waiting for individual speedway riders to practice before a group of flat trackers could take their turn, meant I didn't get as many sessions in as I would have liked.
I bought some Buxton mineral water in a petrol station in Bristol on the way, and got a free re-fill in the pits from a dodgy looking ground pipe.- is filled with fresh sod (inc grass) when ruts appear.
- set in the magnificent Peak District. Drogo suggested we go for a ramble after practice. Skooterfarm Dave thought we were over-excited soft southern townies, and stayed in his van. We decided to head out to an enchanting castle on a hill in the distance, only to arrive at our destination 15 minutes later at a small folly; Solomon's Temple built in 1890, the panorama was spectacular from the miniature battlements.
- has a closed down radio and television shop called Douglas Rider, what a great name for a band! Loved the old Clarendon font block-letters above the door (same as used for the STUK number boards), now a bit wonky. Had a hot Indian at the Taj on the High Street.
Slept in the car - this time minus the seats, and with the luxury of an airbed. Even hung up some some curtains.Modified my on-board toilet to rectify the piss-fart issue of the Silverstone Mk1 model. Basically it's a 'Lightly Salted' crisp packet lined ankle boot. No trapped gas, and a stable unit which avoids low-light kneeling spillage. And warms boot on otherwise chilly morning.
After just a couple of heat races, Drogo finally admitted defeat in the face of the bitch Vertemati. Dave kindly loaned his Wood Rotax, which involved some deft swopping in-between races, with both riders now running the same number but in different classes.
- attracts all-sorts. An original Craig Vetter Triumph Hurricane. A step-through gang whose C50, C70, and C90s all had the same tuned 150 pit bike engine up-grade, and a straight-through silencer they picked up holidaying in Greece, that they noticed all the locals were screaming around with.- is Not somewhere to buy Bakewell tarts. I took the precaution of importing some of Mr Kiplings.
With overnight rain track conditions made quantum improvement, and with damping-down throughout the day, the going was excellent. Racing in all classes was fast and hairy. Jamie intent on tanning me in the Novices, ended up cooking the barrier several times. Stuart 'Popeye' Lovell steamed ahead in his own league as usual, leaving 'Brutus and Bluto' to bang their heads together. I held 2nd for most of the final (including all 7 novices), until relentless Jamie barged ahead and cleared off. But come trophy time, unbeknown to me, the points from the heat races were also included for the over-all ranking, so I did clinch 2nd after all.- home to a lively stock-car circuit just above the speedway oval. Great British entertainment.
On the way home I tried not to drive into a rock while gawking at the scenery like on the way back from Amman (denting my steel wheel and causing an instant blow-out), and nearly drove into a large deer that sprang out into the road from behind a heather bush instead.
The cherry on the Bakewell was picking up (the heaviest thing I have ever lifted) a Derbyshire Tobishi, to serve as a step into my shed.
- Brilliant. BP

12 comments:

stevie coles said...

nice 2 c ya there, as usual great entertainment from all classes,
like the urinal idea aswell.
class!!!.

Full Lock or Death!! #29 said...

Was great fun dicing with you in the final. Had a really good weekend with some great company and some great racing.
My initiation into Thunderbikes was terrifying. It was bad enough starting the race still hallucinating and seeing helium sharks circle around my head after my highside/headplant in the first race but the multi-bike pile up in the first corner had me wondering what the hell I was doing there!
The final race with Tom and Aiden was legendary, one of the best I've ever seen..
My other highlight was seeing Flying Flynn #77 pull off a perfect speedway turn on his first ever go on a Jawa..

Jamie

Nick said...

Great piece of writing, bit of On The Road feel to it

Dr-Ogo said...

Epic weekend, I learn to race under Skooter Farm Dave's watchful eye and learn to lose a place on the podium by starting the final in neutral (am I allowed to start swearing now?)

Dr.

Full Lock or Death!! #29 said...

You did really well, those bike problems were a bitch. Don't worry, there's still Scunthorpe left to try to get that podium.. Should be an epic final! ;)

Rusty Nail Racing said...

haha!,pretty damn cool to see one of our step-through's on your blog.nice to meet you too Mr Ben.I'm glad i bought a couple of your mags,now i know what i have been missing!utter brilliance.
we may see you at the next one,with a stronger step-through army.

cheers Ross

richard said...

You were so much faster than last time Ben, glad it was 2nd after all. - Readers, on behalf of North Derbyshire Sanitation Department I did have to check the back of the Berlingo for - ' solids '. Happily, none found, just the odd sheep dropping and the usual eye watering and somewhat hallucinogenic - if the writings anything to go by - whiff of piss. All in all an excellent day, thanks.

747 said...

well said richard.
I love biscuit limestone marbles.
I miss the U.K.

Diplomate said...

brilliant, and in the tradition of the best sideblog posts. Carry on

dave skooter farm said...

great race report, Ben!!

Rusty Nail Racing said...

This is the day that got me hooked!

Sideburn Magazine said...

- and I said "I'd love to see a gang of C90s on the oval" and you came, saw, and conquered at DIRT QUAKE!
BP