Thursday 8 April 2010

Red Marley Hill Climb

Picturesque English Worcestershire paysage, horsey girls wearing Jimmy Choo Hunter wellies and much tweed; miss-matching Brum accents, scrum on the muddy slope with shaven-headed beardy bikers in DP combat jackets. £2.50 for a polystyrene punnet of raw chips, toasted Paninis even more tasteless than the Brevel cheese-toaties they have superseded.
The pre-65 bikes range from £12,000 titanium catapults, to mobile chicken coops held together with bailing twine. The ES2 Norton in the montage here has a Dyno-printer name tag on the tank to combat amnesia after too many back-flips. BP

Full GI & BP feature in Sideburn, to follow.

1 comment:

Sideburn Magazine said...

no fretting Mr Pushmo, SB#6 is still a L o n g way off. The flat plan is still a figment of the imagination. BP