Dress for the ride, not the crash
Oxford shirt, chinos, silk tie, tidy moustache. Sir, you are a gentleman and a example to us all.
High, wide and handsome
From ace shooter, Tim White
'Hosted by the Baltimore County Trail Riders Association (www.bctra.org), the Timonium indoor short track races are a must-do every December. With AMA sanction the group puts on 13 races in an evening on the cement floor of the Maryland State Fairground cow palace, with classes for everyone from kids on 50cc shafties to "adults" on 100cc thumpers and the crazed on 450cc MX bikes. Bring warm clothes, ear plugs, and maybe a respirator.'