Wednesday 3 December 2008

New Rave




You've got a lumpy cam, high comp pistons, expensive Japanese carbs, a flowed head etc etc. You've had personal tuition from Chris F***ing Carr, hell you even bought a carbon fibre lid & went on a diet to save weight, but you rivals are still shaving seconds off you. Now what? Have you tried New Rave?
Anthony Brown did, and he's been born again. Already a successful trials and enduro rider, flat track podium places were eluding him until he started donning this Czech made kevlar jump suit. If you happen to come up behind him coming out of a turn, squint, and what ever you do, don't let your pupils focus on the spots; especially at twighlight, when the UV really kicks in. BP

7 comments:

Diedre Greenshields said...

It used to be about motorcycles, now its just a fucking fashion show!

Sideburn Magazine said...

Ha, you are taking the piss, right?

Austin said...

hey, that's my bike!

Diedre Greenshields said...

Of course my darlings, only teasing. Us folk out in the wilderness need as many fashion tips as we can get. But I don't think you'll quite catch me in Kevlar.
Dee

Diedre Greenshields said...

P.S. please excuse my French. Wont happen again.

Sideburn Magazine said...

That Diedre gurl needs a camomile tea drip. BP

SonicSeb said...

who are you Diedre Greenshields ?