Friday, 25 March 2011

New Stickers

This is our new vinyl sticker. It features Dwayne, Sideburn's dirt track dingbat as designed by Kar Lee, and a saying that probably doesn't translate when fed into Babelfish. So, for foreign followers, it means if you haven't crashed sufficiently to injure yourself in a way that makes walking difficult, then you probably haven't been trying hard enough to impress us.
Of course, the concept is flawed. The guys who beat us week in, week out don't crash much. but what do you want from a sticker that is free with every order, Sartre? G

14 comments:

Dr-Ogo said...

Genius Sticker.

Posture, pose and facial expression, could not better characterize me for 3 days after Rye House! At best I walked like a funky ape, at worst a victim of a soap bar incident c/o HM prison's shower time....

ElSolitarioMC said...

HAHA!
made me laugh and feel the pain on my snatched rib from my last dust encounter..!@#$%^&*
Added on my friends list!
www.elsolitariomc.com

Stuka said...
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Stuka said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwyanSMayf4


:)

Diplomate said...

Love the spirit of this - the problem is the literal implication is that if you do limp you are shit. Surely this is at odds with what we know about FT racers who are stuck with limping by virtue of the steel shoe ..........

Sideburn Magazine said...

Diplo, you're too English. Forget the double negatives. And it's not shit as in rubbish, it's shit as in nothing.
So, if you don't you limp are nothing. Comprende?
Hey, backwoods Americans, back me up. Travis! G

Dr-Ogo said...

From double negatives to a pithy portmanteau. 'Shimp' when you are forced to limp having shat yourself with turn left fear.

Diplomate said...

Ah - silly me,this in the same realm as the sick puppies, and bad for good etc ? we really must start lowering or trouser wasitlines and wearing our caps back-ways. Yo
Blimey - word verification = condom !

Diplomate said...

Gary - I have a friend who teaches "English as a Foreign Language" to 18 year old Italian girls - I'll ask him what he thinks. In the meanwhile I'm limping.

Father Ted said...

Want one for my sled.
Is Kar still doing any of those great "what if" designs, how about a street tracker version?

Steve said...

you just wrote my epitath brother...it too made me laugh..and as i limp like basterd because a '83 Kwaka GPZ didnt make out the other side..i have to have that sticker on my Arai.

Father Ted said...

preach me not, but the Kar Lee suzuki rf & yam trx were the ones.

Austin said...

Hmmm, I've got one of the old Skooter Farm stickers with that tag line on still, what's next 'All Our Blood Is Red, All Our Shit Is Brown'?

Sideburn Magazine said...

Austin, so it's a phrase used on another sticker. What's the problem? G