Sideburn's paramilitary wing is Skooter Farm Racing. If, in turn, Skooter Farm had a cycling division the de facto leader would be Skooter Farm Dave's nephew Jacob Roberts. Except Jake is sponsored by Redline and wins races, so he wouldn't really fit in. Jake was flown out to Denmark to ride a Supercross track where the 15-year-old was expected to jump a 40ft gap. It went wrong. Skooter Farm Dave, a former sponsored BMX racer from the 1980s himself, said he wouldn't even ride down the start ramp.
This is just a quick get well soon message and to tell Jake if he carries on like this he'll definitely fit into the Skooter Farm team. G
PS Skooter Farm has other BMX Connections.