Buxton Hitmen Calendar

A. Sack the marketing manager.
Or
B. Get yours here. G

Hot Pants and Choppers

Well, where to start? Only two things are certain here. That front mudguard will never be the same again, and if our man lets go of the fork leg, he'll never get the distortion out.
As for the lady below, let us have your Chopper comments please (oh, and that's a CB radio she's good-buddying into). Much more clean, healthy hot-panted fun over at Hot Pants. MP

Guido and Sue - Sue's Slack

Sue has taken the opportunity to get Guido on his own, clearly with a view to seduction, but as ever, Guido is blind to it all. I mean, who could fail to see the symbolism in Sue's firm grip and lever frottage, explicit references to free play and excess slack and her feigned inability to control the situation. Come on Guido! Check her nipples, get some lube down there and twiddle that adjuster.
As culled from 'Motorcycles. Maintain Your Own Machine' (1977) by top journalists Guido Bettiol and Vic Willoughby, with artwork by George Domenech. MP

Lickerish Moto

Another winning combination by YouTube's fardonbeat66 of Italian freak-pop put to a period film. This time we're treated to Ombretta Colli's La Moto, a 1968 Italian rendition of Serge Gainsbourg's Harley-Davidson (there's a video of Brigitte Bardot performing the track, but to be honest, despite her undeniable Gallic magnetism, both of them, it's not as interesting as this).

The film is The Lickerish Quartet, a 1970 soft pornadelic curiosity, directed by Radley Metzger and starring the Italian siren Silvana Venturelli. Any ideas on the bikes being used? I can't pin them down. Gary did a great feature on the Wall of Death in Sideburn #6, why not get the back issue? MP

Sado Maso

Links links links. The other day, a mate emailed me to say he was listening to FIP, a French radio station that you can tune into online. So I did. There was some OK stuff, but then a stand-out track made me go hunting to see if I could find it on YouTube, and here it is in all its whip-kitsch glory. So, I sent the link to GI and he immediately recognised it from an edition of Sideburn resident DJ Sir Johnny Alpha's Killer Diller show. Download that show in its 90-minute entirety right here. You really should. Meanwhile, I'm late for my appointment for enslavement by agreeable Gallic vixens. MP

Dirty boys

OK, so how come Mrs Evans down at the paper shop never had these in? You try knocking one out to Motorcycle Mechanics. Find out more about this depravity (not Motorcycle Mechanics, if only) at the excellent Bad Mags. I'm just wondering what that girl in the top pic has stuck to her back that's so interesting. An Old English Spangle is my guess. MP

'Tashe

A fetching full-face recommended to me by Driver Chris. Being inquisitive, what do you do? Google 'Free Moustache Rides' of course. This is what the Urban Dictionary has to say. BP